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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Spartacus: Gods of the Arena "The Bitter End" Review



"One day we will see proper reward for all we have done." Quintus Batiatus

The best and truest line of the Gods of the Arena series was delivered last. That line however was foreshadowing the events of Blood and Sand. On this day, all debts would be paid and all business would be settled.

The questions going into the finale were: How would Batiatus exact his revenge on Tullius for what he believed was the murder of his father? Could Gannicus bury his secret relationship with Mellita in his grief and hide it from Doctore? Would this be the day Crixus ascends to become the champion of Capua? What happens between Batiatus and Solonius to make them such bitter enemies in Blood and Sand?

With so many questions to answer tonight's episode had little time for things like gratuitous sex scenes or gladiators disrobing to wipe the sweat from a hard day of training away. The episode and Batiatus wanted to get right on with things as soon as his father's remains were interred to the gods. And the first order of business was Tullius.

Batiatus and Solonius are able to lure Tullius onto the streets of Capua unprotected by feeding him false information through his trusted spy Solonius. Once on the street is only a minor skirmish by Spartacus standards before he and Vettius find themselves taken prisoner by their assailants. Taken to separately, Vettius with Solonius and Tullius with Batiatus the prisoners are dealt their fates. Vettius is allowed to live if he leaves town while corroborating a story that Tullius had to hastily leave Capua to attend to urgent business in Antioch. Such fortune was not to be for the scumbag Tullius. Batiatus allows him to bargain and beg for his life before mortally wounding him and burying him deep within the walls of the new arena he himself has built for the city of Capua.

I was glad they settled the Tullius business early. This gave them time to build and create the rift that would arise between Batiatus and Solonius. Solonius is no longer going to be content as a sounding board and messenger for the house of Batiatus. He has plans of his own and takes advantage of his time alone with Vettius to cross Batiatus in the process. Instead of splitting Tullius' gladiators equally Solonius has Vettius sign them all over to him alone. This sets up a battle in the new arena between the gladiators of Batiatus and Solonius.

The gladiator scenes in the arena were exactly what we've come to expect from the series, bloody, over the top and highly entertaining. Out manned and out sized the gladiators of Batiatus are able to win their fair share of fights leading up to the primus. A group battle between the two houses culminating with a fight between the last two men standing to crown the champion of Capua. The problem with Batiatus' side is that the men are fighting not only the gladiators of Solonius but with one another. Dagan looking for revenge attacks Ashur, ultimately leading to Dagan falling in the arena. Crixus has his eye set firmly on Gannicus. When the brutal battle is down to four combatants Gannicus, Crixus, Ashur and the lone remaining gladiator of Solonius, Crixus attacks Ashur and gives him the injury that he will carry through to Blood and Sand. With one swing of his sword he breaks Ashur's leg and knocks him out of the battle area and out of the tournament. Alas, final victory will not belong to Crixus as he is knocked out of the arena by Solonius' gigantic gladiator. Gannicus inspired by his Doctore is able to defeat the giant in the most brutal and graphic death to date. The victory celebration is short lived for Batiatus as Solonius once again out smarts him and urges Quintillius to reward the gladiators efforts with his freedom.

OK let's talk about the good and the bad of all that transpired. The action and fighting is outstanding. It officially became an episode of Spartacus when a woman in the crowd ripped off her top and began waving her breasts around. Up until that point there had not been any nudity and an episode does not count until there is both blood and nudity. The entire series Solonius had been a weak messenger for both Tullius and Batiatus. Tonight we finally got to see the calculating snake we saw throughout Blood and Sand. Welcome to your home Solonius. They really packed a ton of backstabbing and animosity into about thirty minutes between Batiatus and Solonius. They battled as long and hard for the favor of Quintillius as their gladiators did in the arena. I'd have to say Gannicus may have won the battle in the arena but Solonius won the battle in the grandstand. One question I have about the battle in the arena though is where did Tullius get all these giants? I swear every one of his gladiators were a foot taller than both Crixus and Gannicus.

Here's what I didn't like though. The writers tried to bring the series back to being about Gannicus the same way Blood and Sand is about Spartacus. The problem though is Gannicus essentially disappeared for much of the series as we found more interesting characters to care about. By the time he wins his freedom, you either don't care much at all about Gannicus or you find him to be completely despicable and the way he leaves a conquering hero is epically unsatisfying. My only guess is that we are going to see more of Gannicus in the future. I don't think anyone can feel good about the unresolved issues between he and Doctore.

I guess "The Reckoning" was the climax of Lucretia's story line. She disposed of Titus and remained Domina of the house. Her role in the finale was marginal at best. The only significant thing she did all night was make Crixus shave and cut his hair. Which by the way I had been waiting for all season.

The highlight of the episode by far is the speech by Batiatus at the end. Since we already know how things turn out for him and Lucretia there is a tremendous amount of irony in what he says. We know though his gladiators rise to be champions and heroes of Capua, his house never reaches the level of greatness and notoriety for which he strives. I'm going to miss John Hannah and the passion he's brought to the role of Batiatus. No one will ever say "By Jupiter's Cock" with the conviction and fervor he was able to. The entire series was beautifully cast except for the role of Gannicus. I never warmed to the character nor the actor playing him. Some of the slaves could have been better but the major roles like Solonius, Tullius, Lucretia, Gaia and Titus were spot on.

The original programming on Starz is now rivaling that of Showtime and HBO. In fact I would put it ahead of Showtime at this point. I excited to check out Camelot and hopefully they'll produce another comedy on the level of Party Down. As for Spartacus, we say goodbye to a few characters we've spent two tremendous seasons getting to know. So long Batiatus, Lucretia and Solonius may you find your place among the gods by way of Jupiter's cock.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Spartacus: Gods of the Arena "Reckoning" Review

Here's what I know after this week's "Reckoning" episode. Don't cross Lucretia. We already knew that though. And keep your home brew secure. You never know who's trying to tamper with it.

All our major players from Blood and Sand took a huge step towards becoming the characters we got to know last season. All season Lucretia has been the subservient dutiful wife with barely a glimmer of the deceitful conniving Matriarch of the house of Batiatus. That changed in a hurry. I wasn't ready to believe the death of Gaia as the catalyst for her transformation but then her confession proved she had just been hiding behind a veil of dutifulness. I never doubted her loyalty to Quintus but I wasn't completely convinced she didn't act with ulterior motives until this episode. Any doubt I had about her loyalty and love for Quintus was washed away by the look on her face as she gave herself to Crixus in an attempt to give Quintus a son.

She obviously knows as well as we do that Quintus, while a man of great aspirations isn't quick to action unless provoked to the extreme. Lucretia desperately wanted him to confront his father but even the treat of banishment wasn't enough for him to stand his ground against Titus. Though Quintus is prone to take matters to greater extreme Lucretia has always been more willing to take matters into her own hands. If Titus had seen this in her he probably would have banished her long before.

The tournament of Batiatus gladiators provided some of the best action this season. Even though they fought with wooden weapons and lives weren't being lost in the arena, the fighting was intense. Doctore though not sold on the merit of the tourney has definitely fully embraced his new position and cracks that whip with keen authority. With his wife now dead, I look for an even less forgiving Doctore in the Ludus.

I want to congratulate Gannicus on being the least likable champion of the House of Batiatus. Now move over because there's a new king in town. I wish they hadn't made Crixus' victory a result of Gannicus being distracted because I'd much rather have seen him humbled by the upstart. I think they've done a nice job evolving the friendship of Crixus and Barca. A friendship we will see carry on through to Blood and Sand.

So what do we have in store for us in the finale? Well we know there will be blood and lots of it. We know Crixus will arise from the games a star. I have little doubt Gannicus will not survive. Whether it's an honorable death in the arena or at the hands of Doctore, we're not sure. At some point he has to find out about Gannicus' relationship with his wife, right? By the time of Blood and Sand Doctore's heart ans soul are pure granite. Is it the death of his best friend or his betrayal that turns his heart to stone?

How does Quintus deal with Tullius now that Titus is out of the way? I don't think we'll get the satisfying destruction of Tullius at the hands of Batiatus we want. It's just a gut feeling but I think Tullius is going to fall to Solonius. We know that Solonius fills the vacuum left by the absence of Tullius in Blood and Sand. 

Regardless of what they have in store for us, I'm not ready for it to end. I say we have another go with these characters. How about Spartacus: The Minor Deities of the Arena. When can even follow that with Spartacus: Lesser Immortals of the Arena. 

Friday, February 11, 2011

Spartacus: Gods of the Arena "Beneath the Mask" Review

I've always been of the opinion that you want to be known to have the best orgies on your block. Unless of course Tullius lives on your block. That guy can be a real buzz kill when it comes to a good Roman orgy.

Word has spread quick of the carnal wonders in the house of Batiatus. However, this is a two-edged sword. When high ranking citizen, Petronius comes calling for his taste of pleasure, Lucretia, Quintus and especially Gaia see this as an opportunity to gain favor for the house of Batiatus. Yet to gain this favor the house must sink to despicable depths below respectable society. Quintus and Lucretia ever the social climbers quickly hatch a plan to get Titus out of the house so a party in the honor of Petronius may be thrown.

Under the auspices of buying new gladiator candidates Quintus convinces his father to travel with him to the shore. Here they continue to hash out their issues with one another. It's obvious Titus doesn't trust his son's ability to be the head of the House bearing his name. While Quintus harbors resentment for his fathers meddling ways.

Early in the episode Malitta convinces her husband Oenomaus to embrace his new role as Doctore even if it means striking down his best friend Gannicus. The same Gannicus who was forced to have sex with Malitta and now that he's had a taste can't get her off his mind.

Gannicus is such a filthy piece of garbage. He refuses to train hard because he's been removed from the upcoming games and shows a complete lack of respect for his new Doctore. Now he is aggressively pursuing his best friend and Doctore's wife. I'm very much looking forward to this showdown. I'm pretty sure the steely, unforgiving Doctore we saw in Blood and Sand is born from what happens between he and Gannicus.

Ashur is another piece of work all together. In his first trip into the arena his partner has to save his ass. Yet he boasts as if the victory was all his. We already knew what a weasel he was from Blood and Sand. Now we get to see how he found in way to the ear of Batiatus. The move he pulls at the orgy on his friend is unforgivable in most circles.

At the orgy, things go perfectly for the Lucretia and company until and unwelcome guest in Tullius shows up. In true douche bag fashion he forces Gannicus to spar with him then celebrates his victory when the gladiator begrudgingly allows him to win. I've seen how Batiatus deals with his enemies before and I can't wait to see what happens to this particularly loathe some individual. Especially, considering what he does to close the episode.

Gaia volunteers to woo and please Tullius for the betterment of Batiatus. Things do not go as she planned. Once all the guests have gone and Tullius spy on the inside, Solonius has departed, Tullius appears to Lucretia. He tells her he's left a message for her husband with Gaia. Lucretia soon finds her friend brutally beaten to death in her bedroom. Now I don't care what other crappy thing Tullius has done up until this point but taking Jaime Murray from me is unforgivable. Dexter Morgan is the only person who I feel justifiably took her away from me. However, that was at the end of a season and she kind of had it coming. I think Lucretia is the only person as pissed off as me right now. As she told Titus while he was planning a cover up for Gaia's death "I'll have vengeance." Hell yeah you will.

So what do we have to look forward to in the last two episodes? Crixus was MIA for most of this episode so he will have to play a major part in the final episodes. The Gannicus/Malitta/Doctore showdown promises to intriguing. The last days of Tullius will not only be compelling but something to relish.

As a side note, can we talk about the beautiful mane Solonius is sporting? Fabulous doesn't come close to doing it justice. The immaculate curls in the back combined with expertly sculpted front and sides make it one of my favorite things on the show.