Can't Trust'em

There are things in this world you just can't trust. Some of them are common sense. Some you learn from personal experience and others still are well kept secrets. Now there's no substitute for life experience when it comes to recognizing trap doors but being the generous person I am, I feel it's my duty to give you a good base of 25 people, places and things that cannot be trusted.

Never Trust...

1. a red headed quarterback.
2. a left footed kicker.
3. a skinny chef (submitted by Heath Parker. Although anyone who's eaten Jaime Zelko's food will disagree.)
4. a white yard guy.
5. anyone who likes to sit in the last row of the movie theater.
6. a man with bedazzled jean pockets.
7. anyone that doesn't like dogs. They're trying to hide something.
8. anyone you play fantasy football with.
9. a Conference USA team to pull over a 4 team parlay for you.
10. the football knowledge of a Cowboys "fan".
11. the 45 year old guy all by himself at Dave & Busters.
12. your order is correct in lane B at Whataburger.
13. a car salesman that doesn't smoke.
14. a guy who doesn't have a favorite team.
15. cat guy.
16. anyone who votes straight ticket.
17. anyone that doesn't know the difference between a Texas and Tennessee accent. Most of Hollywood.
18. anyone on television.
19. anything a kid gives you.
20. anything a teenager tells you.
21. a front runner. Yeah, I'm sure the Lakers, Yankees and Cowboys were always your favorite teams.
22. the guy that can't work a grill.
23. anyone who hasn't held a blue collar job.
24. the guy who wants to go to the mall.
25. bloggers.

OK so who else should not be trusted?