The difinitive case for chocolate over vanilla

Why is chocolate better? Here's why....

• no one ever created a delicious candy bar by accidentally dipping their vanilla in peanut butter.
• no one has ever referred to themselves as a vanillaholic.
• most people believe a black & white cookie is only half iced.
• no one has ever ever referred to their self as "Black Vanilla."
• Johnny Depp is infinitely cooler than Tom Cruise.
• a chocolate offense would hang half a hundred on a vanilla defense.
• no one craves a cup of hot vanilla on a cold night.
• there's no such thing at plain chocolate.
• no one ever gave Jesus a vanilla bunny for Passover.
• Vanilla Fudge was a terrible band.