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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

ApdeDonkey Power Rankings - 2/28/11

Top 5

1. Stroke Victims - 2011 Year of the Stroke. Remember that as the months roll by. First we had Fox rolling out Dick Clark on New Years Eve to bring in 2011. Sure he was a full three minutes behind the rest of the crowd but it was a triumph. Then we had Kirk Douglas bringing the Oscar broadcast to a screeching halt Sunday night like no one has since Jack Palance was doing one handed push-ups and bench pressing Billy Crystal. Douglas' presenting of the Best Supporting Actress award was merely the primer though. That completely spontaneous tug of war with his cane was brilliant television. The real magic happened as he aimlessly wandered the stage while Melissa Leo as she tried to give her acceptance speech. No wonder she dropped a F-bomb on broadcast. You try concentrating while a corpse circles you looking for a soul to reap. I have know doubt Colin Firth would have lost to Jeff Bridges a second year in a row if the Coen's had been more explicit with the obvious fact that Rooster Cogburn was a stroke survivor. There's no other explanation for why he talked like that right?

2. Charlie Sheen - I did my best to keep Chuck Sheen out of the power rankings but we're seeing a once in a generation type of meltdown. This guy has gone so far off the tracks his girlfriend, goddess, fluid receptacle, porn star Bree Olsen comes off as the sane, rational one in the relationship. The guy has obviously come unhinged but I'm down with some of his ideas. A porn house? I think it's brilliant. In fact, I think he should make it a joint venture with Lindsey Lohan and her rehab clinic. Hell, I think you bring in a doctor specializing in breast augmentation, anal bleaching and vaginal reconstruction. Rename the complex Gomorrah and we can probably contain hepatitis and herpes in one central location. I must admit though I was stunned that Charlie's interview with Piers Morgan ended without him pulling out his rifle from Platoon and sharing a little Magic Charlie with Piers Sgt. Elias style.

3. Tom Hooper - Yaaaaay. Great Job. You didn't ruin The King's Speech so here's a big trophy to remind you of that. Whatever. I don't know what this guy did that made him the "Best Director." I know he made a good movie, maybe even a very good movie but there were probably a hundred other directors who could have done as good a job with that script.  I'm still waiting for the wow moment in the movie. I don't think it's coming though. Fincher and Aronofsky took difficult subjects and made them interesting. Hooper took a historically significant moment and made it OK. Maybe I'm just expecting too much out of a "Best ______" award. They gave Sandra Bullock and the producers of Crash trophies too.

4. Shameless - If you're not watching Shameless then you're missing out on some great television right now. The show got off to a slow start trying to define the characters especially William H. Macy's Frank Gallagher. Now the show is an extra bases machine. The writing in strong, the acting is powerful and the characters interesting. If that's not enough Emmy Rossum or Shanola Hampton are getting nude in every episode. What more do you need?




5. This Kid - He's nearly two now and like most little boys loves cars and trucks. Being only two though he can't really pronounce all his letters. So whenever we're out and he sees a truck he starts excitingly screaming "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" And that Mr. Sheen is Winning.







Bottom 5

1. Oscars - Congratulations to the Academy Awards for hitting the boring broadcast/ predictable results exacta. The James Franco/ Anne Hathaway experiment was a huge miss. There's a reason they normally hire comedians to host shows like that. It was almost as if Bruce Vilanch was writing the jokes. Right. Never mind. The awards themselves provided an equal amount of drama. The best I can remember, I think every single favorite walked away with the award. There probably would have been more buzz over Melissa Leo say "fucking" on the show but I think everyone was either asleep or had been forced to change the channel because they couldn't watch the Kirk Douglas train wreck anymore. Personally, I think if they want to put a little magic back into the broadcast next year, they should let Spartacus and the guy from American Bandstand host the entire thing. It might take 34 hours to get through all the awards but it will definitely be interesting.

2. Chipotle BBQ Bacon Angus - A few months ago I blogged about the McTurd and how something that looks like that not only gets produced but featured on a poster. How does the McDonalds dynasty follow up the McTurd with a wrap that is literally one letter away from being named the Chipotle BBQ Bacon Butthole. Either the McDonalds marketing department is now employing thirteen year olds or they know the franchise is indestructible and they've just decided "Fuck it. I can't wait for the McBooger's release in the fall.

3. Son of Crypt Keeper - Wow. I don't know if you've caught Russell Brand's act lately but dude is not looking good. He always had a bit of the black hair goth look going but now he looks like he's purchased a controlling stake in the Oakland Raiders. Al Davis hasn't completely drained him of his life force but you can definitely tell he's supplementing his diet of unicorn blood with a little Brand. You're in LA brother, get some sun, a little vitamin d.

4. Parking Lots - The small number of people who aren't already morons become complete morons as soon as they enter a parking lot. This includes moron families who find it necessary to walk 0.5 mph down the middle of the driveways. Now the people who design parking lots have decided to increase the level of difficulty. It seems like every mall or strip center now has an auto gauntlet you must traverse before you can get a frosty or a new pair of jeans. Maybe the people designing these winding mazes of one way drives, insufficiently sized spots and labyrinth of blind spots don't drive. Maybe they don't understand the average driver can't even figure out a basic grid much less the logic puzzle you're now putting them through. Let me be the first to thank you, Mr. Parking Lot Designer for the hours spent in the body shop and my new insurance rates.

5. The food service industry - I don't know what kind of tax breaks you get for hiring the mentally challenged but the restaurants out here in Cypress are making a killing off of that racket. I can't go out to eat without a completely incompetent human fucking up my meal. I've had a ton of friends who've waited or still wait tables and I know shit gets busy but even the slightest acknowledgment that you're ruining my day would go a long way. Telling me how the waiter wrote my order down doesn't count as fixing it. That's only further confirmation of what a dipshit he is but now I know what an idiot prick you are as well. Mr. Can't Write Shit Down Correctly was slightly higher on my list of dumb shits that the girl who finally ran my check card 30 minutes after I told her to bring the check. Even if me actually say the words "can I get the check?" wasn't enough clue for you, surely my kids going ape shit crazy out of boredom should have clued you in on the urgency. I wouldn't expect you to figure out that the table with empty glasses and no plates in front of them is ready to leave. That would take deductive thinking.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

ApeDonkey Staff Official Oscar Ballots


Yes I'm officially upgrading Barry and I to the title of staff. Here is our official Oscar ballots and by official I mean, on record. Maybe one day Barry will be a member of the Academy and we can all say we knew him when. Until then the official ApeDonkey ballots will have to do.

Best Picture


Fidoz
My Pick: Black Swan
Prediction: The King's Speech

Black Swan was my personal favorite of the contenders but with no real dominant film the voters will default to historical importance.

Barry
My Pick: Black Swan
Prediction: The King's Speech

I don't have a problem with either of these two or The Social Network winning. All deserving.

 
Best Director

Fidoz
My Pick: Darren Aronofsky
Prediction: David Fincher

Fincher is thrown a bone as The Social Network is shutout in most of the other categories.

Barry
My Pick: David Fincher
Prediction: Tom Hooper

Both were faced with the daunting task of making something inherently not very interesting and making it extremely interesting.

Best Actor

Fidoz
My Pick: Colin Firth
Prediction: Colin Firth

Firth should have won last year for A Single Man and is this year's biggest lock.


Barry
My Pick: Colin Firth
Prediction: Colin Firth

This performance coupled with his snub of Single Man's performance all but guarantee him this win.

Best Actress

Fidoz
My Pick: Natalie Portman
Prediction: Natalie Portman

Portman's was far and away my favorite performance by any actor this year.


Barry
My Pick: Natalie Portman
Prediction: Natalie Portman

A lot of late steam for Annette Benning, but I just don't think anyone can watch both performances and put Benning over Portman.

Best Supporting Actor

Fidoz
My Pick: John Hawkes
Prediction: Geoffery Rush

I think either Bale or Portman are going to be upset. I'm putting my money on the actor in The King's Speech.


Barry
My pick: Christian Bale
Prediction: Christian Bale

Perhaps the biggest lock even with Rush winning the BAFTA.

Best Supporting Actress

Fidoz
My Pick: Hailee Steinfeld
Prediction: Hailee Steinfeld

Voters will split between Adams and Leo. The rest will be like me and moved by Steinfeld's ability to hold her own opposite Jeff Bridges and Matt Damon.


Barry
My Pick: Amy Adams
Prediction: Melissa Leo

Perhaps the most contested award. I wouldn't be surprised or upset with a Hailee Steinfeld win either.

Best Documentary Feature

Fidoz
My Pick: Restrepo
Prediction: Restrepo

I don't know how voters can not be moved to vote for Restrepo. Powerful Documentary.


Barry
My pick: Exit Through the Gift Shop
Prediction: Inside Job

I just don't think Exit has the substance necessary to win. Restrepo also great.

Best Screenplay Original

Fidoz
My Pick: The King's Speech
Prediction: The King's Speech

The King's Speech keeps rolling in the weakest of all the fields.


Barry
My Pick: The King's Speech
Prediction: The King's Speech

My thoughts on Inception are well documented so I would lament a win here.

Best Screenplay Adapted

Fidoz
My Pick: The Social Network
Prediction: The Social Network

Give Sorkin a very big trophy for making FaceBook interesting.


Barry
My Pick: The Social Network
Prediction: The Social Network

Sorkin desperately needs to thank Ben Mezrich for the work he put in. Also, what was Toy Story 3 adapted from? Or are all sequels put into the adapted category?

Best Cinematography

Fidoz
My Pick: The Social Network
Prediction: True Grit

I thought The Social Network was a beautifully shot film but Oscar voters love the expanse of western landscapes.


Barry
My Pick: Inception
Prediction: Inception

None of my problems with Inception have to do with its stunning visuals. And after it's ASC award, Inception is the clear leader to sweep the tech awards.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Academy Awards

I've got a wife and young kids so I just don't make it out to the movies much anymore. The Academy Awards nominations came out this morning and I think I've seen one of the nominees. Therefore, I couldn't possibly provide a good opinion on how the Oscars will shake out. Fortunately for me and you, Barry Stagg offered to write a post on the nominations. Here's what I know about Barry. He has a theater degree & opinions and he's not afraid to use either. Barry's also a great follow on twitter (@bcstagg), so make sure you do that.

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I am a self proclaimed Academy Awards fanatic. I see every movie nominated for Best Picture and each movie with an acting nomination. This normally wasn’t too difficult, but with the field expanding to 10 movies for Best Picture it became more difficult. Some people are mad the field expanded because they feel it’s just a ploy to try and boost ticket sales. Those people are 100 percent correct. I, however, do not begrudge the Academy. As long as movies like The Green Hornet and Little Fockers are leading in the box office, I am in full support of rallying the public to see quality films.

As I set out to pick the winners of the major categories, the voting process for determining the winners should be noted. After expanding to 10 films, the Best Picture winner is graded on a points system. Meaning 10 points for 1st place and 1 point for for 10th place. Most points wins. The Academy used to only allow voters one first place vote and most votes wins. I prefer the current system. All that in mind, let’s get to the picks.

Best Picture

Will win: The King’s Speech - Really picked up steam by getting the Producer’s Guild Award for Best Picture. This movie is a clinic in acting. Great all the way around, but doesn’t leave you with that “wow” feeling you want from your Best Picture.

My Favorite: Black Swan - This movie had that “wow” feeling. I was completely engrossed in the portrayal. Aronofsky combines the visceral feelings from Requiem for a Dream, the stunning visuals of The Fountain, and the great story telling of The Wrestler to make, what I think, is his best film.

Sleeper: The Social Network - Hard to call this a sleeper because it’s thought to be the odds on favorite. It will win Best Director and Screenplay, so it wouldn’t shock me if it ended up winning Best Picture.

Best Actress

Will win: Natalie Portman, Black Swan - Just brilliant. Her performance also has things that Academy voters love to vote for. She lost weight, she trained in ballet, and she played crazy.

My Favorite: Natalie Portman, Black Swan - It just makes me mad when I see a performance like Portman’s to think that Sandra Bullock won for The Blindside. Ugh.

Sleeper: Annette Benning, The Kids Are All Right - Gives a great understated performance. It would have been easy for her to miss the control it takes to pull off that character, but she kept it together just enough to make it stunningly believable.

Best Actor

Will Win: Colin Firth, The King’s Speech - Firth so brilliantly portrays the Duke of York. His stammer is spot on and almost gets uncomfortable to watch because his ability to communicate is so difficult. Firth’s brilliance is shown in his ability to still carry a scene and tell a great story while having the inherent hinderance of his character’s speech impediment.

My Favorite: Colin Firth, The King’s Speech - It helps when you have Geoffrey Rush to play opposite against.

Sleeper: James Franco, 127 Hours - Franco WAS 127 Hours. 127 Hours is a Best Picture nominee and he’s 90 percent of the movie. Franco captivates you. A brilliant one man show. (I wish we got a little more Lizzy Caplan in 127 Hours though.)

Best Supporting Actor

Will Win: Christian Bale, The Fighter - Probably the best performance on screen this year. And, he plays a drug addict. The Academy loves that. He also lost weight. Nothing like what he did for The Machinist, but he’s pretty thin.

My Favorite: Christian Bale, The Fighter - He gets points in my book for wearing cleats as shoes and “jorts” at different points throughout the movie.

Sleeper: Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech - It’s unfortunate he has to go up against Bale this year because he was great to watch work on screen. Had the difficult task of communicating with a character who has a debilitating speech impediment.

Best Supporting Actress

Will Win: Melissa Leo, The Fighter - Her performance reminds me a lot of Amy Ryan’s in Gone Baby Gone. Makes herself unlikeable, but yet somehow you care for her. And the sympathy she gains is what makes her performance great.

My Favorite: Amy Adams, The Fighter - I’ve been an Amy Adams fan since Junebug. I just love this adorable red head. Her exchanges with Melissa Leo and the sisters are particularly great.

Sleeper: Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit - She had a very tall task playing against Jeff Bridges, but she did so swimmingly. In a movie where character exchanges drove the movie, she was a large part of a lot of them.

Best Director

Will Win: David Fincher, The Social Network - Somehow he managed to turn the creation of Facebook into a thrilling story. He also got great performances out his actors, which can be difficult with the snappy wordy dialogue of Aaron Sorkin.

My Favorite: Danny Boyle, 127 Hours - One man shows don’t often captivate a movie going audience (see Phone Booth), but Boyle was really great a telling a gripping story. He used his score brilliantly and got the best out of Franco. Shame he wasn’t even nominated, though I knew he didn’t have a chance.

Sleeper: Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech - King’s Speech was beautifully shot and was a lesson in story telling. (If you can’t tell, I have a very Aristotelian point of view in that plot/story is paramount).

Best Screenplay(Original)

Will Win: The King’s Speech - Behind all great movies and great performances there has to be great source material. The King’s Speech is no exception. It gave all those wonderful actors plenty to sink their teeth into.

My Favorite: Black Swan - As a member of the entertainment industry, I was especially drawn to the subject matter. It’s not too far from reality. This is a snub, in my opinion. Another Year snatched the fifth spot.

Sleeper: The Kids Are All Right - This is just one of those movies that paid attention to every character, made them rich, and told a nice even story. You really can’t poke any holes in the screenplay.

Best Screenplay(adapted)

Will Win: Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network - It helps that he had a lot of the complicated and tedious research done for him by Ben Mezrich, but kudos for weaving those elements into a great story.

My Favorite: The Social Network - In 2009 Aaron Sorkin came to where I work and gave an interview after one of our performances of The Farnsworth Invention, which he wrote. There he said he was busy working on a “Facebook movie.” I remember laughing to myself and thinking how bad it was going to be. I was wrong. Point - Sorkin.

Sleeper: Winter’s Bone - Sundance’s darling was the big winner this year, snagging a Best Picture nomination over The Town and a Best Supporting Actor nomination over Andrew Garfield of The Social Network. So it wouldn’t surprise me if it up and snagged a screenplay win while it was at it. 

Best Score

Will Win: Trent Reznor, The Social Network - I believe this one to be a lock. Trent Reznor’s score deserves as much praise as Fincher’s directing and Sorkin’s writing, if not more. It really drove the movie and made it thrilling.
My Favorite: Trent Reznor, The Social Network - I would have liked to have seen him have Justin Timberlake lay down a hook on something, but then again, he’s the one nominated not me.

Sleeper: A.R. Rahman, 127 Hours - Rahman is best known for his score to Slumdog Millionaire, but he teamed up with snubbed director Danny Boyle again this year to deliver another dynamite product.

Notable Snubs

  • The Town for Best Picture. I’m pretty upset at this one. This was a fantastic movie that had great performances and a lot of heart for what I thought was just going to be a heist flick. I’m getting more impressed with Ben Affleck every day.
  • Christopher Nolan for directing Inception. Say what you will about the movie, but the prowess of Nolan can’t be overstated.
  • Ryan Gosling for Blue Valentine. I don’t see how you can nominate Michelle Williams and not Ryan Gosling. Gosling delivers an absolutely powerful and gritty performance. Real acting on full display. His performances in Blue Valentine and Half Nelson are two of the best.
  • Black Swan for Best Original Screenplay. Seemed to be poised for a nomination especially with its Writer’s Guild nomination in the bag. Another Year must be a pretty good movie to push out Swan.
  • Mila Kunis for Best Supporting Actress. I can’t say I’m too surprised here, but she had the SAG nomination and and a lot of press. Plus she’s beautiful, and I like that in a girl.
  • Andrew Garfield for Best Supporting Actor. I breathed a sigh of relief when I didn’t see Justin Timberlake as a nominee, but I was equally as sad to see Garfield left off. However, John Hawkes was particularly awesome as Teardrop in Winter’s Bone. This category is the most loaded this year.
  • Danny Boyle for Best Director. With Nolan getting snubbed, I was hoping Boyle would step in and grab a nomination but that went to David O. Russell or the Coen Brothers

    Who are your winners?
    What are your biggest snubs or surprises?